Keystone Kilo

The name of the weight that someone puts on when they gain weight in college. Similar to beer belly and freshman fifteen.

"Did you see Jennifer at that party? She definitely put on a Keystone Kilo."

by Brent_N August 14, 2008

KeyShawna

Someone who you don’t play with. PERIOD POOH 😘

I heard KeyShawna don’t mess around we don’t mess with her

by datgirlke May 24, 2021

Ring of Keys

Someone's first queer inspiration; somebody who -- through their own open queerness -- unwittingly forces another to confront their own queerness.

From the Fun Home song of the same name.

"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots

And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"

Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.

by Kubri27 June 29, 2019

Keys to the city

A person with humble beginnings who rises to great fame and acknowledges the city they came from

In St. Loius, Nelly has keys to the city

by BMoney January 26, 2005

fuck the black keys

a sure way to piss spencer underwood off

“wow fuck the black keys” “aHHHHH”

by mar432001 November 4, 2019

Sticky Keys

Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.

You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !

by tactical panda August 29, 2012

sticky keys

When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.

Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.

by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009