Kernal Sanchez

When you stick it in a girls ass and pull out a piece of CORN and you flick the piece of corn off with your finger and make it stick on her upper lip!!!!

Oh shit you just Kernal Sanchezed me bitch!!!

by bigdick17 June 9, 2008

kerning

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.

"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"

by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004

Kernaghan

1. To douse oneself in the projectile vomit of a love one and light said vomit on fire with a finely made match.
2. To dress up as an obese man and prance around merrily as others around punch, jab, and kick.

1. "I kernaghaned for you, my darling. I hope you enjoy it."
2. "Stop it! I didn't kernaghan for your own pleasure!"

by Aaron Myers March 15, 2003

kernard

the sexiest nigga on earth. has a huge cock 9+ inches. pulls all the hoes too. you’d be lucky to talk to or even date a kernard so if you have one, never let him go.

omg kernard’s cock is so huge

by jefferyells123 August 7, 2022

jack kernitz

The well known hot frannies boy who’s a god at hockey and gets hella girls

Oh jack kernitz yeah he’s the hot frannies boy

by Bigshrekdaddy April 16, 2020

kernel

derogatory

someone who aint known in discord.gg/corn, usually weird/pedophiles. used as a slur by actives to discriminate

kernel: “who are u?”
active: “LMAOOO THIS redacted A KERNEL” 10 :droidsob:

by zayanlolll May 23, 2021

Glenn Kernaghan

Usually a guy that enjoys cardigans and makes funny and lame jokes.

Girl 1: Man, my night sucked, I was stuck with a Henrietta.

Girl 2: Aw yo, that sucks, luckily I was stuck with a Glenn Kernaghan.

by SamEm32 January 25, 2010