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Karma Farming

The act of saying or doing good for the explicit reason of increasing ones own karma.

Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
"Need to do some Karma Farming this afternoon, I'll go wish everyone has a good day on facebook"

"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
by nigelh October 11, 2009
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Club Karma

An 18 and under club in Myrtle Beach where you can rent a VIP lounge and party like a rockstar, but still look like a douchenugget.
Are you drunk?

No, man, I just got outta CLUB KARMA! I'm buzzed on energy drinks! *thumbs up*
by 12345Bob12345 August 18, 2007
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Stomach Karma

When one's stomach punishes one in a just manner for eating something that one knew better than to eat.
I'm feeling some major Stomach Karma from eating too much sushi last night.
by Mongoose87 April 12, 2009
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karma smokes

The number of cigarettes that you are willing to part with out of the package you bought with the hope that someone will return the favour when you need one.
Can I bum a smoke?

Yes but I only have one left.

But I see that you have half a pack!

Yes, but this is the last one of my karma smokes.

It's ok, when you run out I'll give you one.
by nathrasha December 17, 2008
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Eye Karma

The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.
George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.
by JoeyD-PSC June 17, 2019
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Karma The Dog

Sweet and affectionate, Has the energy of 5 tigers. Will try to eat your food. Loves to play Bunny (aka her chew toy) Great fetching skills. Watches any YouTube video but her moms. Barks at any songs she hates. Loves to take long runs.
When I went to go get a beverage from the kitchen, Karma The Dog stole my Chic Fil A Wrap and ate it!
by g8terbyte March 9, 2018
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Karma Credit

Positive balance of karma, based on you doing something helpful or positive for someone else without the person having the opportunity to return the gesture, either due to circumstances or because such returns are declined.
1)A: Hey dude, here's the notes I took from the lecture you missed yesterday.

B: That's great! How can I return the favour?

A: Well you can blow me, otherwise just chalk it up on my karma credit.

2)A: Man I must have quite a karma credit now for taking one for the team being the fall guy.

B:Word.
by Meaniesg February 28, 2011
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