Kim Kardashian

A human-deer hybrid genetically engineered to have a big butt. That stars in a reality TV show about nothing.

Mate did you hear about that escaped deer, she has been turned into a human and now she is famous. Her name is Kim Kardashian

by nintendo fan August 29, 2015

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Kim Kardashian

A Woman/Doll who has enough Botox in her lips to smooth out Trump’s what one face.

Kim Kardashian’s butt is so big you could land a helicopter on it and still have plenty of space!

by UrbanFool101 August 20, 2018

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kardashian

Armenian phrase adopted into the American lexicon. translated... " mamma be a pimp." Woman who runs her daughters as whores.sexworkerprogenitor

No wonder she got AIDS and her ass is in jail. Her mother was a kardashian.

by allendale August 11, 2012

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Adj. A complete dumbfuck who will never amount to anything or ever have a life. Named after internationally renowned dumbfuck Kim Kardashian. A person who should kindly be put out of their misery. A person with the lowest possible IQ while still exhibiting brain stem function.

Kardashian: OMG DID U SEE PARIS HILTON LAST NITE!? SHE IS LIKE SOOO HOT!!!!!

by Beastschnitzel July 19, 2012

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Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.

I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.

by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011

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