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karate monkey

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.
by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016
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Karate

Hey spongebob, lets go do some karate ;)
by penishasabigpenis December 21, 2019
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karate kid

A martial artist boy who beats up his bullies.

Inspired by the 1984 American martial arts drama film of the same name, this word started out as a word referring to bullied straight male kids who became highly skilled karatekas and stood up to their bullies to the point of successfully beating up their bullies.

Overtime, the word lost its original meaning and just became a byword for any type of bullied straight male kid who learned any type of martial art or combat sport and became a brave highly skilled martial artist that fiercely stands up to bullies and jerks. The martial art that he learned doesn't have to be Karate. It can be Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Judo, Kali, Kung Fu, Wushu, Wing Chun, Hung Ga, Jiu-Jitsu, or even Western fighting systems such as Boxing, Freestyle Wrestling, Sambo, HEMA, Luta Livre, Krav Maga, etc.
Example 1:

Blogger title in his news artilce: Real-life karate kid! Video shows little boy skilled in Muay Thai beating up his bully who is bigger than him!

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Example 2:

Gerald: I can't believe it. Back then, Stephen used to be an insecure shy socially-awkward eccentric introverted kid who is constantly picked on by jerks at his school but now, he is a strong confident young man who doesn't let anyone cross him. He beat up all of his bullies.

Mark: Yeah! What did you expect?! The little guy is highly skilled at Taekwondo, Boxing, and Sambo!

Gerald: Yeah! He's a real-life karate kid!

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by Ultimate-Warrior-Boy December 25, 2023
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The Hai Karate

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
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In-the-body karate

H. I. V., the HIV, the virus that causes A. I. D. S.
-Damn, she is fine!
-Nah son, don't fuck with that, she got that in-the-body karate...
by Larry the crank June 23, 2019
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karate

when something is fucked up or something is awesome as fuck we refer to it with karate
i got in an accident and i have no insurance,karate a zbi
by scarvisage February 4, 2022
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Karate Rob

Noun: Best used to describe that one friend over there. You know, the one who will bum a cig but when it's his turn to fork out, where's he at? This applies to everything, not just cigs. He also thinks he can beat everyone up, but can't handle 3 bottles of Heineken.
Nuh uh girl, don't go dancin wit him. I smell dats Karate Rob from ova hurr
by IShotKarateRob March 27, 2011
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