kamikaze

when you jerk off to hard with a sock over your dick and your dick in hand.Then it instantly puts you to sleep. just like the fighter pilots from japan.

I had to hit a quick kamikaze before i went to sleep last night.

by 420sexhaver69 January 31, 2024

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Thomazi kamikaze

The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.

Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze

by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

kamikaze headband

The defenition of sex. An erotic, sacred item to be worn as a head dress. Causes su-obsessed males and females to orgasm on sight. Can be worn with anything, or without anything. Only one god-like male has been able to do it justice. Can also be used to replace sexual lingo and as sexual innuedo.

"Last night was crazy...I got kamikaze headband'd all over my face."

by Caitlin32491 September 23, 2007

Kamikaze

The first guided missile ever created. It was put in service in october 1944 by the Japanese and proved to be very effective against American ships.
The missile consists of a plane, preferably a fast one, equipped with explosives and a pilot. Its biggest advantage was its accuracy. It could also be launched directly from ground or carriers.
Surprisingly, every pilot directing the guided missile was killed in action.

Yankee 1: Who sunk the USS Bunker Hill ?!
Yankee 2: A Jap. I think his name was Kiyoshi Ogawa something.
Yankee 1: Where's this fxcker ??!
Yankee 2: Aboard the USS Bunker Hill.
Yankee1: Oh. Kamikaze uh.

by Pengator November 13, 2019

The Kamikaze

When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer

I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.

by spicemagic October 9, 2016