Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.

I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.

by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Thomazi kamikaze

The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.

Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze

by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

kamikaze tongue dart

When a girl licks your asshole without giving you any warning during sex.

There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.

by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024

kamikaze

when you jerk off to hard with a sock over your dick and your dick in hand.Then it instantly puts you to sleep. just like the fighter pilots from japan.

I had to hit a quick kamikaze before i went to sleep last night.

by 420sexhaver69 January 31, 2024

kamikaze

To be hit by a car showed no signs of putting on the brakes.

That girl was a kamikaze. She blew the stop sign and wiped out that other car. She didn't touch the brakes.

by sgt rock June 22, 2008