Jonathan

A very cold person who doesn't care for most people, you have to earn his respect and takes friendship very seriously and is honorable. They enjoy dark comedy and are very unforgiving they like to take things scientifically they also love falcons and raptors. Jonathan's are usually good looking and don't really like most modern rap they are funny And if you earn their friendship they will be polite to you and his other firends,also Jonathan's love war and guns and love fighting games also like history and armor

Jonathan is very mean to Alison and that's good because she is a Cunt

by Mercenary_Redz June 15, 2017

Jonathan

a caring boy who once u get to know him it is love at first sight
LUV U JONATHAN

jonathan is cute
jonathan is awesome

jonathan is loving

by coolgirl4758966743 May 18, 2016

jonathan page

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.

"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"

by kathy le October 23, 2008

Jonathan

He’s just a guy that lives somewhere

Jonathan’s a guy.

by Kakakakajakakajjasjkkkakaaka December 8, 2018

Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.

Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.

by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008

Jonathan

Some emotional mexican kid, can be very chill at times, used to have a lot of friends all of life until he reached high school. Is always hiding everything and only uses the excuse,"I'm just being woke rn." while hiding the truth to everyone else. Usually is insecure about his relationship status. He has no control over his life and lets his emotions get the better of him. Doesn't like to discuss even with his close friends, just people who he's remotely known for a year.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he's acting like a Jonathan.

Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.

Guy 3: Look, he's running off.

Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.

Guy 2: Lets help this guy?

Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell

Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...

by some woke ass boi May 16, 2018

jonathan kaufmann

An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.

Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.

by jonokauf December 7, 2013