Jizzle with a Fizzle

To put cocaine on the head of a penis and snort it off.

"Man I feel tired. Sure wish you could pull out your dick and give me a jizzle with a fizzle.

by watchoutforerikastheirwhores August 24, 2015

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Jizzle

(n) Name given to a collection of bad porn

There's nothing better to watch than this jizzle?

by DeazyDaDude June 8, 2009

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Right at the moment of climax for a man, his girlfriend/partner kicks/hits him right between the balls and shaft in the same manner someone would drive a chisel into a crack or between two pieces of wood. This is often done either to 1. increase the muzzle velocity of jizz out of the shaft, 2. cut off (literally) the amount of jizz that makes it through the shaft or 3. let the man know he performed unsatisfactorily in bed.

1. My girlfriend jizzled me while blowing me last night. She lost sight in her left eye.
2. My boyfriend's jizzes too much in my mouth, so I started jizzling him to lower the portion size.
3. I can't wait to jizzle my cheating boyfriend when he gets home tonight.

by seanybear January 14, 2014

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Hitting a glizzle with another man's glizzle, while one man is dressed like a woman.

"Want to come over? I'm having a jizzle party tonight. Don't forget to bring your glizzle!"
"Who's going to bring the wigs?"
"Um...You?"
"Umm...Sure? Does your girlfriend have any?"
"No way! I don't let her near anything to do with glizzles. She used a broom last time!"
"Ouch. But that's why I'm having a JIZZLE party!"

by JizzleParty June 16, 2008

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