Jerk Johnson

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

by Big Swish August 10, 2008

Woody Johnson

Is not meant here to be a person's actual name, rather, Woody Johnson, describes a hard penis, or a man who has one.

Foxy Chick: Damn! John Doe started taking Viagra last month. Yesterday he was "Woody Johnson" for about 3 and a half hours. We both came at least 6 times!

by Annie Johnson June 01, 2006

tremendous johnson

An unusually asinine computer network engineer; one who is behaving like a complete dork; Jeremy. Derived from the Hudson County NJ dialect of Italian, orig. Jonsono Tremendoso.

Did you see that Tremendous Johnson ride by on his Harley?

by DarthTouchdown March 05, 2005

Bonjour Johnson

Former teammate of #1 12 year-old in the nation Demekquatre. Now has beef with him.

Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.

by seditious libel April 30, 2023

Johnson Condo

men's pants

Honey can you get the grass stains out of my johnson condo.

by terrifyer08 August 24, 2010

Mr Johnson

A short tempered careless teacher who will always get on your nerves just to annoy you. He’s the type of teacher who gives out detentions for breathing to loud in the corridors and having to fun at break.(And that’s if you’re not in detention already)

Mr Johnson can I go to the toilet...

TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeè May 19, 2020

Tommy Johnson

A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.

Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"

by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021