Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
by Big Swish August 10, 2008
Is not meant here to be a person's actual name, rather, Woody Johnson, describes a hard penis, or a man who has one.
Foxy Chick: Damn! John Doe started taking Viagra last month. Yesterday he was "Woody Johnson" for about 3 and a half hours. We both came at least 6 times!
by Annie Johnson June 01, 2006
An unusually asinine computer network engineer; one who is behaving like a complete dork; Jeremy. Derived from the Hudson County NJ dialect of Italian, orig. Jonsono Tremendoso.
by DarthTouchdown March 05, 2005
Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
by seditious libel April 30, 2023
A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.
Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021
Girl: "be careful with how much u take babe"
Guy: "why hun"
Girl: "in college i knew this guy who took to many and full on johnson blossomed"
Guy: "why hun"
Girl: "in college i knew this guy who took to many and full on johnson blossomed"
by Ray_Rios August 20, 2020
by terrifyer08 August 24, 2010