jank

The opposite of dank. When something is totally unkind, and full of hate instead of love. Bad things.

Hippie 1: "I was in the lot after a phish show and some dude stole my wallet."

Hippie 2: "Brother, that is some jank ass shit."

Hippie 1: "Totally!"

by Fenway Nickel September 11, 2003

jank

To drink yourself to death with alcoholic beverages.

John is going to jank himself. He just went to the liquor store, bought 24 gallons of vodka, and he is heading to a cabin in the woods to drink that shit until he dies.

by scootersunshine February 3, 2010

jank

when something is ridiculous or wrong

That referee was totally jank.

by squeeble1234 June 24, 2011

jank

Part of the mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale of just how bad something is. All are negative terms.

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank

I bowled like a pile of jank.

by James Keenan May 30, 2006

jank

2 cars humping each other (usually used as a comperative word for things actually having sex)

Man, those 2 fat people having sex looks like a jank.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Janks

This word doesn't mean anything to anybody that counts as a person. It is below slang. It is a non-word. It is most often used by people attempting to look cool instead of just stupid.

"Let me see that janks."
"Shut up, dumbass."

"That janks was awesome."
"No it wasn't, and neither are you."

by atwavirus April 23, 2007

Janks

Anything that can hurt.

My janks be hurt'n!

by Joseph Drust October 12, 2002