illustriati

A secret society of only the most powerful and greatest of all individuals in existence. These individuals enjoy the benefits of their membership; awesome power, exclusivity from "normals"(everyone else not in the Illustriati), greatness, great sense of love for self, staggeringly huge ego, and many other perks. Often individuals in this group feel they are giving to society by just existing and that the world is a better place for that fact. Membership is as easy as thinking you belong but, many people are afraid to embrace their membership for fear of the intense violent jealousy from the "normals". Members can be identified by doing super good things like adopting a baby from another country, being a scientologist, chaining oneself to a tree to save it, getting a DUI when you can afford a thousand drivers for life, getting caught by dateline in a kiddie porn setup, the list just goes on.

I am not trying to out him or anything but Donald Trump's recent behavior suggests he might be a member of the Illustriati.

by hood4u January 1, 2009

illusionify

the action of illusions

Hey Cris Angel! Can you illusionify some A/C? It is hot as hell!

by Stephen Winn August 11, 2008

Illusions delusions

Allusion of delusion to illusion in hallucination and general thinking

Illusions delusions:
I've tried AND on yah hot SUM no go oh how I've tried.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Illusigraph

An old or fake chart, graph or similar document placed on your office computer screen to make it look as if you are busy working on something important.

I pull up and work on my illusigraph anytime the boss is in the office.

by BigDaddyJoe January 16, 2013

ilusmml

I love you so much my love (Sabrina)

Me: tstl
Sabrina: Fu :O
Me: ILUSMML :3
Sabrina : ...

by morgane September 30, 2013

Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".

Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!

by Wes the Human November 2, 2015

illustrata

1: Someone who complains or whines excessively. One who is depressing, sad and overall dampens the mood of others. See Salty

2: A Male who shows strong emotion or stereotypical feminine qualities.
Stop bitching and moaning about everything you

Illy: I guess I'll just find someone else to do stuff with, cause no one wants to play with me.....

Jay: Stop bitching and moaning about everything you salty bitch! fucking Illustrata.....

by kshnjay June 4, 2016