illustriati

A secret society of only the most powerful and greatest of all individuals in existence. These individuals enjoy the benefits of their membership; awesome power, exclusivity from "normals"(everyone else not in the Illustriati), greatness, great sense of love for self, staggeringly huge ego, and many other perks. Often individuals in this group feel they are giving to society by just existing and that the world is a better place for that fact. Membership is as easy as thinking you belong but, many people are afraid to embrace their membership for fear of the intense violent jealousy from the "normals". Members can be identified by doing super good things like adopting a baby from another country, being a scientologist, chaining oneself to a tree to save it, getting a DUI when you can afford a thousand drivers for life, getting caught by dateline in a kiddie porn setup, the list just goes on.

I am not trying to out him or anything but Donald Trump's recent behavior suggests he might be a member of the Illustriati.

by hood4u January 1, 2009

Dope Illustrations

A group full of tooted up trucks that will guaranteed fuck your girlfriend and make your mom wet. They’ve got large cocks and will beat the shit out of you for talkin shit. DI run it!

“omg is that fivestar?” fuck no it’s dope illustrations bitchhhhhhhh

by Dope Illustrations August 24, 2020

Dope illustrations

A group of posers who are bitch made and think they’re stock troks are the best in the country. While most are clapped and daddy’s and mommy’s money.

what’s Dope illustrations? Bitch made ass niggas

by Flexingonforces July 30, 2018

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.

I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

by StoogeWatcher January 5, 2011

Illustructions

Instructions that are provided in the form of illustrations.

Airplane carriers provide illustructions to all passengers in case of emergency.

by betsyboopie May 13, 2020

f4 illustrator

gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.

look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world,

by mike March 4, 2005

Illustrated

The horrible portmanteau of 'ill' and 'frustrated', attributed to Adam Irons.

"Mrs. Crouse, this computer be gettin' me illustrated!"

by DWheeler January 18, 2009