illustriati

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A secret society of only the most powerful and greatest of all individuals in existence. These individuals enjoy the benefits of their membership; awesome power, exclusivity from "normals"(everyone else not in the Illustriati), greatness, great sense of love for self, staggeringly huge ego, and many other perks. Often individuals in this group feel they are giving to society by just existing and that the world is a better place for that fact. Membership is as easy as thinking you belong but, many people are afraid to embrace their membership for fear of the intense violent jealousy from the "normals". Members can be identified by doing super good things like adopting a baby from another country, being a scientologist, chaining oneself to a tree to save it, getting a DUI when you can afford a thousand drivers for life, getting caught by dateline in a kiddie porn setup, the list just goes on.

I am not trying to out him or anything but Donald Trump's recent behavior suggests he might be a member of the Illustriati.

illustriati by hood4u January 1, 2009

Words you can keep

Dope Illustrations

A group full of tooted up trucks that will guaranteed fuck your girlfriend and make your mom wet. They’ve got large cocks and will beat the shit out of you for talkin shit. DI run it!

“omg is that fivestar?” fuck no it’s dope illustrations bitchhhhhhhh

Dope Illustrations by Dope Illustrations August 24, 2020

Dope illustrations

A group of posers who are bitch made and think they’re stock troks are the best in the country. While most are clapped and daddy’s and mommy’s money.

what’s Dope illustrations? Bitch made ass niggas

Dope illustrations by Flexingonforces July 30, 2018

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.

I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx by StoogeWatcher January 5, 2011

Illustructions

Instructions that are provided in the form of illustrations.

Airplane carriers provide illustructions to all passengers in case of emergency.

Illustructions by betsyboopie May 13, 2020

f4 illustrator

gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.

look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world,

f4 illustrator by mike March 4, 2005

Illustrated

The horrible portmanteau of 'ill' and 'frustrated', attributed to Adam Irons.

"Mrs. Crouse, this computer be gettin' me illustrated!"

Illustrated by DWheeler January 18, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026