smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

Caressing Insult

An insult that includes a compliment inside of it, the opposite of a backhanded compliment.

"You better shut up and get you ... Beautiful face out of my sight!", was his unexpected caressing insult towards her.

by MahiJoon April 13, 2024

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

star insult

When an insult brings in too many hypothetical offenses that it's often sounded ridiculous or weird, this type of harassment was invented by StarVoid

I am gonna shove a ukulele down your urethra so every time you pee your dick sings Mary had a little lamb

I will put glass in your ice cream
I hope your baby drowns in salad
damn those are such star insults

by Panza;-; June 23, 2021

Insult Porn

Making a pornographic movie with another person to make someone jealous or insult them. Women usually request the man to make the film, but if you are a man the sluttier the women the more likely she will be willing to make an insult porn. In order to protect your identities while making the insult porn position the camera at an angle where your heads aren't view able, but you will still be recognizable to the person you intend to insult.

This man I didn't like wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided to make an insult porn with a man I preferred in order to get the point across.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Insult Loophole

Getting away with an insult when you (the insulter) have the same issue, problem or drawback

“Wow, you got fat! It’s OK, I can say that, I need to lose a few pounds too.”
“You just did an Insult Loophole”

by Logue 16 September 21, 2024

National Don’t insult your Boyfriend Day

June 25- forever

It’s National Don’t Insult your boyfriend day!

by Jeve Stone June 25, 2023