Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

by RedDangus January 1, 2012

Tube snack

Any type of snack that is contained in a tube, making them easy to store and transport.

Pringles. Or equivalent. If you travel, finding your favourite munchies can be tough. Regular bags of chips don't travel well. Tube snacks solve this problem.

Hey babe, grabs some tube snacks for the trip.

by White Castle lover February 11, 2014

Lps tube

Lps tube is a place on youtube for creators to make videos with the toy or plastic figure littlest pet shop. Lps tubers will film things like series, short films, music videos, ect. Lps tube does have lots of drama with all the 9 year olds and anyone older. The drama that community contains can be pretty intense but overall the community is a good place for lps creators.

"damnit Tayler talking shit again" "ah that video is so amazing!!!" "lps tube is so fun!" lps tube has to much drama Im out"

by just true definitions January 26, 2020

tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.

Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<

by cerberus82 February 28, 2011

D33NO TUBE

Teenager who makes funny great videos and plays football/soccer/footy

D33NO TUBE/D33NO is so funny

by D33NO TUBE FAN PAGE February 20, 2022

poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.

Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.

by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018

Tube Brownie

A tube brownie is a piece of shit. A log of solid shit. Tube shaped turd being brown like a brownie.

You like to eat tube brownies.

by rabjr December 2, 2010