The Minute Hour

The Minute Hour will change you without your permission. The Minute Hour changes everything.

The Minute Hour changed my life.

by Alex Pain October 25, 2020

Meddling Minutes

The romantic fan pairing of Clockwork and Dark Danny/Dan Phantom from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. One of the more popular ships.

Person A: Okay, but isn't Meddling Minutes a bit problematic?

Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.

Person B: Fair enough.

by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018

Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

by KRS922 February 02, 2017

Kevin Minute

A Kevin Minute is about 12 times longer than normal time.

e.g. 10 Kevin Minutes = 2 normal hours.

"Ill be back in 10 kevin minutes"
"Alright ill see you in 2 hours"

by BlueBoyMVP February 02, 2021

Tainer Minute

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.

-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."

by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009

15 minutes

When guys say they'll be there in 15, it's really a code for twice as long.

Umm you were supposed to show up in 15...
Yeah
Is been an hour
I know, I did say 15 minutes
Ohh you right, my bad

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 29, 2022

Armani minute

A timespan anywhere between a minute and an indefinite point in the future, cause of grief and laughter alike

"Be there in a minute!"
"You're using Armani minutes fool!"

by Sl4ve June 14, 2020