Igor

Usually has a funny voice, says he gets pussy but actually doesn't. Lifts weights so girls won't pay attention to his tiny dick. Ryan is better at soccer then him.

Igor is gay
Ryan>Igor

by Bitchassnigga77 May 15, 2017

ignoreworthy

People you press the ignore button on your cell phone and default directly to voice mail when they call. These people are usually drama-laiden, annoying or boring.

Buzz Killington is calling me on the celly. He is so obnoxious and, thus, ignoreworthy!

by Scubadoobadoo February 27, 2009

ignorezone

When you just want that bitch to leave you alone, and you're too lazy to friendzone her, you ignore all attempts by her to communicate with you.

Henry: Yo that bitch still tryna get wit u?
Me: Naaa, she finally realized i ignorezoned her.
Henry: swag swag swag

by whatstaters6969 September 1, 2013

iBored

When you get bored at either engaged in a conversation or some sort of oral communication and you get so bored that you look at your iphone with no rhyme or reason. You may do it to check the time but you will forget what the time is and eventually completely forget the whole reason why you even went on your phone to begin with.

Person 1: (reaches for phone during conversation)
Person 2: How about we talk about politics
Person 1: iBored
Person 2: So yeah I also agree that Obama was only elected because he is black
Person 1: Wait a second......nevermind

by Inside out oreo July 19, 2014

IgorSantusa

They're awesome and makes bad teasing jokes to make people mad.
Also they do sprites, music, and coding, and they use 'gamejolt' for most of the time

shut up, you're just acting like Igorsantusa

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Igor Pigeon

The best of the best, Anyone named Igor Pigeon is just better. Noone is better than anyone named Igor Pigeon.
If you ever meet an Igor Pigeon. He is the best. Everything you have he has aswell but better.

Omg awesome but still not an Igor Pigeon!

by Tellin fax October 24, 2022

IGNORE ME!!!

It’s a reference to The Venture Bros. This future guy comes back to the past and starts following Dr. Venture around and whenever Dr. Venture tried to talk to him he shouts “IGNORE ME!!!” It’s funny. That’s a good show. That was a good bit. I liked Ignore Me Guy. That’s why I made the reference.

Hym “Oh! You see it? He said the thing YOU said about ignoring and mocking! See!? That’s hilarious! And just like that the infinite feedback loop is born. And you can say ‘Well, you don’t have to watch it! I mixed my sperm with my homo partners sperm so that when the egg was inseminated (yeah, shit, fuck you iPhone autocorrects! I knew I was spelling it right!) we wouldn’t know who the real father was or something! I married someone who shares the same name as me because I’m a narcissist and I like to yell my own name while someone comes in my butthole!’ But that’s dumb. Your brains are dumb. Because I’m in the feedback loop either way. It’s like saying ‘Don’t look at the sun!’ It doesn’t really stop the sun from being there. It doesn’t stop me from catching glimpses of it. Shit, sometimes I drive either east or west and have no choice but to look at the sun. And that’s the point of the feedback loop. You have to drive east or west sometimes. Makes it super easy to sell sunglasses. I’ve literally bought sunglasses because I knew some of the main routes I’d be taking where either east or west. But that’s what Jordan Big-Brain Peterson wants.

He advocates for it explicitly. It’s the east and west job to play out their roles. But the east is not doing it’s job! They tried to fire him and they need to go back to what they should be doing! So everyone else just has to sit in the loop and wait to die so his walking talking turds can, I don’t know, do whatever they want...... Oh, right, IGNORE ME!!! Oh, wait, you CAN’T! I’m too good at this thing I’m doing! And my dick, it’s so cool and better than everyone else’s. You can help yourselves! And that’s ok.”

by Hym Iam November 30, 2022