You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.

Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

IPad kid

Evan.

Even is such and iPad kid

by Lo_Paco December 19, 2023

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

Ipad 2013

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse

Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.

by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020

iPad

crocodile dick

I cut off a crocodiles iPad

by funny guy 14932 February 26, 2019

ipad kid

paige f…

1: Ew is that person drinking milk

2: Yeah that’s Paige, the ipad kid.

by tavvvvvvvv March 21, 2022

Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards

Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad

by KEV HENSHAW August 9, 2022