Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012

Hyperbulimia

The inability to have a conversation without making some sort of hyperbolic statement.

Dan can't help from adding hyperbole to every conversation. Don't you know he has hyperbulimia? He just can't stop making wild statements.

by Captain Underpants III January 10, 2015

Hyperability

When you have an ability that is slightly better than a regular ability

Sydney's Hyperability is to hold her breath for a minute and a half underwater while Ben can only do it for a minute

by OHJ February 1, 2015

hyper poop

That first shit you take after a big cup of coffee

Guys gotta jet, that double espresso has me needing to hyper poop

by iphands December 22, 2015

Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping

I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.

by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016

hyperbolyle

noun
noun: hyperbolyle; plural noun: hyperbolyles

Exaggerated statements or claims delivered with such conviction it is often mistaken for the truth.Often used when intoxicated.
Can be used in it's abbreviated form as follows:

A little lyle , a not quite plausible untruth or exaggeration.
A Big fat lyle - usually accompanied by a botanical latin name or a mythical chemical compound
A true hypebolyle similar to the above but delivered with such conviction that it convinces the person who delivers the statement

synonyms: exaggeration, overstatement, magnification, amplification, embroidery, embellishment, overplaying, excess, overkill; More

a prime example of a hyperbolyle is the following "In trying to make an extract from the humble Theophratis by means of titration a salt resembling CH7ROH14 is left behind as a residue"

by Mmal March 29, 2018

Hyper Bullshit

When the bullshit transcends normal bullshit.

That game's difficulty is hyper bullshit!

by ドクター・オセロット June 13, 2018