chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

hostess cake

A corner-store treat that can be utilized for several purposes, including as bait for an overweight person.

Mama: Get yo' fat ass up and do some laundry!
Child: Hell, no! Get the fuck outta my face, biotch!
Mama: I'll give you a twinkie.
Child: ok.

by Courtney_Smith September 28, 2004

release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A retarded internet trend made by a piece of shit named: Jonny RaZeR. These retarded, low life, fatherless, dumb-fucks often spam "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" in YouTube comment sections.

Retarded idiot: The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
Person: Shut The Fuck Up Dumbass!

by literal asshole February 15, 2023

hostage

The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.

Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.

by PRH December 24, 2008

Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Hooster

A annoying friend that trys to act cool to impress people. Normally they will do or say something alot and tell people about it like "Hey dude did you hear me say penis, because I just said it haha." And then you normally say to yourself, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Oh my god Dylan is such a hooster, somebody go punch him in the face.

by Wosco March 10, 2009