hodgetts

Noun. Dramatic and violent onset of diarrhoea, normally brought about by food poisoning.

I ate some dodgy prawns at the buffet. In the taxi on the way home, I felt a case of the hodgetts strike and before I knew it the turtle had not just shown its head but burrowed its way to the centre of the earth at light speed

by Prawnsandwich November 23, 2021

Hodgey

A person of male gender, short in stature with a penis that lacks foreskin. They tend to have grey hair and a lazy approach when it comes to work.

You’re a proper Hodgey you like

by WallyCL January 22, 2022

HOGGED

When your profile picture in discord hog.jpeg.

I am Hogged in discord

by Hog.jpeg April 15, 2022

Hodge

A slang word for a smelly ass broke kid who thinks he's the shit because he works a terrible minimum wage job at McDonalds. retarded ass egoist who has done strictly nothing but ego lift for two years and believes he has the physique of an IFBB PRO when in reality he has the physique of a newborn baby. He believes he gets bitches because he dragged a hideous physically challenged down syndrome victim for about two months. He gets quite ecstatic about simple social interaction, despite the fact that no one wants to touch his awful musty smelling wretched man eating ass with a ten foot pole. And believes that wearing the most non playable character non-freethinking sheep fitting in type jacket in the world is "drip" like nah bro you just look like every other non hygenic discord pedophile moderator he needs to shave that hairy slimy worm living on his upper lip bro thinks that shit will ever get him bitches he needs to re evaluate his entire thought process.

Oh that quiet kid christian (hes a hodge)? I heard he doesn't wear deodorant

by dictionaryMan42069 March 19, 2023

Hodgett

A Hodgett is when you electrocute someone while having sex so that their hair becomes thick and puffy, akin to an afro

Person 1: yo you seen harry's new bitch?

Person 2: yeah bro he Hodgetted her during cunnilingus

by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 3, 2023

Hodded

For something to be good, or sick

Yo, dude! Did you see that sick wave I caught?
Yeah dude! That was so hodded

by Cool frijoles1213 March 30, 2024

hodgepodge

The word ‘hodgepodge’ is basically the word "hotchpotch" from uk,
so basically so shit thrown together to make a fucking mixture, maybe gross maybe good i dont give a fuck, aint nobody using this word anyways
-Hatsune Miku

fucking idiot no.1 :"my dumbass bro made me a hodgepodge out of leftover food, tasted like dog shit, 0/10"
fucking idiot no.2: "daym i wanna eat it >:3"

by Hatsune Miku 1.0 January 21, 2025