Hidden Treasure

When a girl with a hairy pussy hides a yogo in her bush. Then then man has to find it without using his hands.

Bobby found hidden treasure inside of his mom's bush

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

Hiddernism

Stealth Hedonism - the act of following a life dictated by a pursuit of pleasure, though in an unassuming though assured stealth like manner.

hiddernist n.

Perhaps undercover sex show visits?

Think secret indulgences.

eg. I suspect he believes in hiddernism.

eg. I think she's a hiddernist.

by Dinosaw July 13, 2006

Hidden valley hurricane

The act of buying hidden valley ranch and pouring it on the penis and shaft and making sure to completely covered in the white gold we call ranch. Then your partner proceeds to make a swirling motion up your shaft with their mouth so it looks like the pictures you see of a hurricane on tv. The faster you do it the better it looks and feels. So make sure to give them that "sloppy toppy".

Jen came home and told Dustin she bought the family sized ranch dressing so she can give him the "hidden valley hurricane" all night long.

by Zayk47 December 1, 2018

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.

"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."

by Va-JJ January 13, 2014

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

crouching tiger hidden ninja

while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.

I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...

by Tiner Chen April 21, 2009

hidden agenda

The Craig David song that i don't know what the meaning is exactly.

"What you see is what you get
No hidden agenda
So girlfriend when he's playing around
You better remember"

by ozlem May 7, 2007