Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up

Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.

by carsforkids February 16, 2017

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Little herps

When a David Johnson is seperate for a long period of time, without regular double dutch ruddering each other they develop a facial herpes virus

Got a little herps because betts has been on course for a month

by Angrywashere August 31, 2016

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(noun) the guilt felt after getting off scott free from a questionable sexual experience.

note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.

guy: oh my god, did you see the bacne on that butterface at the bar last night?
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.

by matt and steve December 26, 2007

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