heffa

A large girl/person who actions and saying are ment to be attractive or cutesy but most definately not.

Yo that 200 pound chick has an icon of a baby platypus for her screen name, she is such a heffa.

by danibee May 28, 2006

Hefer

A fat female, usually of ages between 16 and 40-45. Comes from the name for a female cow which has not given birth yet.

Look at that hefer over there shovelling those chips/fries down her throat

by Wan Care December 9, 2008

heffer

Street term for a half ounce of green.Also known just as heff too.

John:Hey man, you got a heffer free'd up?
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...

by JuggaloJayGee February 21, 2007

Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

by 123108Disney November 6, 2009

helfet-hilliker

one who is inexplicably obsessed with pants

Pantalones? You're a total helfet-hilliker.

by durden October 27, 2007

Heffin' It Up

To live life as Hugh Hefner would. Enjoying the simple things in life, such as bitches, pools, and alcohol.

Since Bob Barker retired, he's been heffin' it up out on the west coast.

Man, I can't wait to quit this job, I'm gonna be heffin' it up 24/7.

by millerguy85 July 16, 2009

susan heffley

She da thicc one from Diary of a Wimpy Kid bruh

thickest bic in children’s literature

Guy 1: dude she’s thicker den Susan Heffley

Guy 2: for reaal?

Guy 1: ye bruh

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