Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

heffer111

coolest man in the world, best at everything. has a large penis

Man, I wish I as cool as heffer111.

by notheffer111 March 30, 2003

heeter

to masturbate while taking a sir harrington on the john

"sorry i was late. i had to heeter this morning"

by the lyte August 3, 2012

heffer111

you all suck

Heffer

by notheffer111 August 4, 2003

heemer

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003

heffer

a fat

you heffer go eat a heffer

by hi August 19, 2003

Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.

2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.

"Wow, Mary Beth is such a hypocrite! What a fat heffer!"

by Just Some Bitch April 17, 2014