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Drinking a cold glass of water while having sex with my girlfriend and aftercare.
“That rehab was Heaven”
Heaven by Finisout March 13, 2026
Heaven is a beautiful young lady who deserves the world. She is a caring, funny, and loving person who has your back no matter what.
Heaven. has worked her hardest. Give her what she deserves.
Heaven. by AJSTAYRIZZY November 22, 2023

Heaven Stairway incident 

Heaven stairway incident will occur in NewYork city at the 27th of May 2021 at that time his knowledge will guide us the ships of pain will carry our sins away we will know him for he is the creator
Guy1: dude look at this the heaven stairway incident is happening

Guy2: what are you talking about I only see a happymeal in the backseat of a car

Heaven or hell 

Heaven, the heavens, seven heavens, pure lands, Tian, Jannah, Valhalla, or the Summerland, is a common religious, cosmological, or transcendent place where beings such as gods, angels, jinn, saints, or venerated ancestors are said to originate, be enthroned, or live. According to the beliefs of some religions, heavenly beings can descend to earth or incarnate, and earthly beings can ascend to heaven in the afterlife, or in exceptional cases enter heaven alive.

Heaven is often described as a "higher place", the holiest place, a paradise, in contrast to hell or the underworld or the "low places", and universally or conditionally accessible by earthly beings according to various standards of divinity, goodness, piety, faith or other virtues or right beliefs or simply the will of God.

Hell, in many religious and folkloric traditions, is a place of torment and punishment in the afterlife. Religions with a linear divine history often depict hell as an eternal destination, while religions with a cyclic history often depict a hell as an intermediary period between incarnations. Typically, these traditions locate hell in another dimension or under the earth's surface and often include entrances to hell from the land of the living. Other afterlife destinations include purgatory and limbo.
Preacher: Your choices in life will determine whether you go to Heaven or Hell.
Heaven or hell by CannabisKings April 21, 2019

Heaven's Gate Cult 

In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.

They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.
Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!
Heaven's Gate Cult by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005

Heaven Lipping 

Heaven Lipping is another term for the phrase "Nigger Lipping". It refers to the act of making a cigarette, blunt, joint, etc wet with excess lip usage. Usually very annoying, but forgivable depending on how cute the person is.
Jesse: Yo dude who was Heaven lipping this shit.
Alex: Oh, I think it's pretty obvious.
Heaven Lipping by cleolemon717 March 3, 2010