Haberdasher

When performing sex doggy-style, you use your partners back as a table for your beverage or food items.

Honey, do you mind if we go haberdasher, I need to finish these chicken wings.

by ButtBartender January 9, 2011

hajer

she is a hoe

I love hajer

by imapos666 January 18, 2017

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003

hagerstown

stupid retarded hick infested sorry excuse for a city.A place where nascar fans congregate religiously.Unknown place part of greater Baltimore....and way to close to D.C. for comfort.

Also known as:
Hagersbush
H-town
Stupid

Hagerstown is stupid and you are if you live there also.

by N.A.G. January 11, 2005

hamperhead

One of Middle Eastern descent or origin. Specifically, it refers to radical-minded misogynistic Muslims with anti-western sentiments. So named for the ponderous garments which they are prone to don on their head. This term is interchangeable with other terms such as 'sand-nigger' or 'camel-jockey.'

Yasser Arafat was one crazy motherfucking hamperhead

by Jeremiaj December 16, 2006

Stream-haperpro

the god mode guy
known for saying "e"
also loves medo

"i like shaggy godmode collection by stream-haperpro"

by Just some UrbanDictionary guy. May 17, 2022

halersons

Relating to, or the act of not knowing slang terms for common sexual acts.

She pulled a halersons and asked what a blumpkin was.

by Anonymous September 26, 2004