Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

Jalal Haideri

is the GOAT in basketball, is skinny and lanky.

i am Jalal Haideri

by jack holte June 15, 2020

Dan haider

A term used for A British boy who knows all possible slang

Dan:That's peak fam
Timos: didn't ask
Francis: such a Dan Haider

by Randi gandu April 4, 2021

bill hader

an amazing person who has an amazing personality. he's also funny.

Fred: "Bill Hader is a cool guy!"
Lorne:"I agree. Very successful man."

by miniatured:ldo July 6, 2021

Bloody Haider

A phrase I heard 🤨✋

I hate bloody haider

by anus-hka November 30, 2021

the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

by skelidaddy April 28, 2022