Grimbling

To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Always done whilst listening to a wide collection of indy and electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), typically followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.

As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.

by Yet One More Guy January 11, 2009

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Grumpkin

When you are right and they are just plain grumpy about it.

"Why you gotta be a grumpkin?"

by Jacob Onealyneal May 21, 2016

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Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

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Grumpkin

When an elderly gentlemen receives oral sex from his nurse while she changes his soiled diaper.

"Did you hear about Herbert? Had a heart attack while gettin' a grumpkin."
"Hell of a way to go."

by alwaysreadyteddy February 9, 2017

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Frumpling

A fat, sloppy little child who wears shirts too small to conceal his/her gut, and who's sandals are always almost falling off as he/she walks. He/she is also constantly begging for a chocolate bar, when it is clear by looking at the corners of their mouths, they've already had one. Basically, a fat, gluttonous little shit.

Hey man you wanna go to the town fair tonight?

No man, too many frumplings waddling around stuffing their faces in their WWE shirts. I can't stand them.

by Crusty Howard July 8, 2017

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