Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.

Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."

by quinmayne625 August 1, 2013

gramble

The act of hitting around one's calf muscle while their leg is relaxed

She held her leg as to gramble it and make her calf muscle rock back and forth

by Gramble May 2, 2015

Shit-grabber

One who is compelled to touch feces of all kinds, sometimes squishing it between their fingers.

Greg is the preeminent shit-grabber of our times.

by Josh Gill February 3, 2009

ip grabber

a site that grabs your ip (duh)
when your ip is exposed, your location is also exposed

Guy: this Greg guy keeps spamming the same ip grabber link
Greg: grabify.com/qasiodadadfaf

by ofrfr October 11, 2020

Grabblefluff

When your pillow feels like a stone and you can't sleep

Friend 1: Yo dude you look tired
Friend 2:Yeah, i slept on grabblefluff last night

by NukeiSenpai July 14, 2014

gribble life

When someone lives a Gribble Life, it means they stay on the internet all day, looking up ridiculous things to buy, or delving into conspiracy theories. This person is usually paranoid, and spends excessive amounts of money on items online. Derived from the TV show "King of the Hill", the phrase is based of one of the main characters, Dale Gribble.

(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"

(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."

(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"

(Dale) "Yup."

(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"

Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.

(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"

(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."

(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"

(Dale) "Yup."

(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"

Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.

by Accio_Doctor September 19, 2014

gabblet

A clapped fish boi with some big ol feet.

Gabblet you looking like a big ol fish boi with them big ol feet a yours. Eat my Robble Gabriela Gangster.

by Gabblet May 17, 2018