Gooned

The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)

Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.

by Goon the goon November 1, 2021

goone

Liquid refreshment one partakes in while feeling the effects of a fatty boom batty.

pass the goone bruv

by Neeko April 26, 2004

Goon

When used by a girl in reference to a cute guy who is teasing her, "goon" ironically adopts an endearing connotation. In such a context, "goon" is synonymous to "goofball." It certain scenarios it can be indicative of romantic interest.

Oh my gosh, Andrew, stop teasing me. *giggle* You are SUCH a goon.

by ThatFishWhoDatedJulia July 20, 2020

Goon

Hired thug, also could used to describe a person who does stupid things/says stupid things that are funny.

Watch out for Jokers goons

by Snowboardguy15 June 21, 2015

Goon

A group of indescript people who are ordered around, or look up to an individual (Goon/s). Can also be used to describe a person who is sociall inadequate. Lastly, a colloquial term for hired thugs/goons.

I'll get my goons to come to the party, you getting your cronies?

Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser...

Some goons broke johnny's legs!

by Ivory Dragon May 7, 2005

Goon

-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.

-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.

-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold

Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!

Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!

*falls over*

Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.

Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!

by Brad McFarlane January 14, 2008

Gooning

A rampage that starts after drinking lots of cheap wine ie: goon, which involves driving into bins and letterboxes, pushing over Sandstone pillars/letterboxes, egging houses and cars, stealing garden gnomes and solar lights and blowing up or towing rubbish bins. "Gooning" a word for teenage drunken stupidity! A word created by my mate Rob of S.A

"You boys up for some Gooning tonight"

by BBoyz August 21, 2005