All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
by Dirty Gomez April 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Gomezmug. He is a alcoholic in denial. He turns up every single day and claims it's occasional. He usually likes to contradict everything Mehak says but it's okay because she usually knows it all and corrects him. What a sweet gal!
by Hellomynameishellomyname May 27, 2017
Get the Fernando Gomezmug. If your name is adrian Gomez you are fucked depressed. Your fucked fat and obese and wanna eat everything in your path. If your name is Adrian you have to hit the gym more and not be so fucked fat 😭😭.
Adrian gomez is fucked obese. Thats sad and embarrassing and you should lynch yourself, its all good though ill let it slide just for today.
by Lucas Sanchez November 24, 2021
Get the Adrian gomezmug. A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.
Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
by Give my goat a penalty April 15, 2024
Get the Joe Gomezmug. A sexy beast who gets mad hoes and has fantastic shoe game (currently wearing white sexy Adidas) does OK in school and will never EVER be gay that us weird and uncomfortable in his religion well thats about all besides that he has a lot of friends too. PIECE
by YABOISKINNYFINGERS September 13, 2018
Get the Benjamin Gomezmug. A Marquez Gomez is a big talking coward. They are someone who hides behind a phone and calls the cops on people. They are known to always fabricate their lifestyle and want to be the center of attention. A Marques is known to talk crazy to you and when you talk crazy back act like she’s the victim. If you ever run into a Marques Gomez run. Run for safety, run for your life. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
by Mrs. TellDaTruth August 6, 2025
Get the Marques Gomezmug. A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.
by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023
Get the The Dirty Gomezmug.