The Goldfish Trick

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.

James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey April 2, 2011

that damn goldfish

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive

Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope

Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish

by Pietro Django Miximoff July 8, 2017

Goldfish

The snacc that smiles bacc

I got myself some goldfish for a snacc.

by XXXClorox December 27, 2018

Goldfish

The snacc that smiles bacc

I was hungry, so I got myself some goldfish for a snacc

by XXXClorox December 27, 2018

goldfish

when teenagers text and need a code word for face time

“Hey do you wanna goldfish”

by teen texting January 17, 2019

Goldfish

The cheapest dirtiest fish there is.

Tom:Hey I have a dog, what's your pet?
Bill: I have a goldfish.
Tom:Eew that $.10 fish?

by andy36yr19 June 9, 2018

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back. A cute and less objectifying way of calling someone a snack.

Rachel is a fucking goldfish

by Crahhhhhhk July 16, 2019