Very-Sad Goldfish

A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"

by Someone_Named_Joshua November 2, 2020

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Goldfishing

When you get to high and forget everything is 5 seconds, like a gold fish swimming around a bowl.

Oh nooooo…… I keep goldfishing

by Dory420 May 2, 2022

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I'm pornography, when the guy is ready to cum he takes his penis from his co-star, the co-star gets on their knees, looks skyward with mouth agape and eagerly awaits bring fed. Just like Goldfish in a tank when they see that food is about to be put in the water.

My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.

I thought she was really conservative but then I saw her Goldfishing for the entire rugby team Saturday night.

by Mike Oxbernt June 21, 2023

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goldfish

to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.

I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.

by redpenqueen November 12, 2012

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Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

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