National Gurning Day

National Gurning Day is a day when you and all your mates link up and gobble down a shit load of MDMA /ecstasy/cocaine/ Ketamine or Speed. Anything that'll get you off chops while nearly chewing your face off.

"Hey mate, let's get off our chops on National Gurning Day "

" Five caps down the hatch "

by Carmella Daisy June 8, 2019

neighbour gunting

When you and your bro are simultaneously fucking fat chicks in opposite rooms and can hear each other

Bro I totally heard you last night!

Bro I heard you too!

Oh god we were neighbour gunting!!!

by Bazz Bazzington March 1, 2024

Gurt/Gurting

The action of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

That dog is doing something very smart but it is also very dangerous you could say it's gurt/gurting

by Youseeiknewthiswashappening April 10, 2025

Full Gourning

Putting a hole in a gourd and pounding it.

I'm going to Full Gourning out.

by karldeck November 8, 2025

Full Gourning

Putting a hole in a gourd and pounding it

Get out of my room im full gourning it this halloween

by Gourner November 8, 2025

Aztec Whistle Gunting

When your partner starts howling and throwing dildos at you

"my wife is into aztec whistle gunting"
"yo same"

by DILDOOOOO September 11, 2025