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Gilbert

(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."
"Are you raging tonight"

"Hell yeah"

Two hours later (11:45 PM)

"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"

"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"

"Sorry dude"

"Way to pull a Gilbert!"
by wadsipppp September 26, 2012
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gilf

man, theres so much elderly trim here, i should become the gilf hunter so i can tap some of this ass.
by Peltmaster March 5, 2008
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Gilbert

Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward
Omg he's such a Gilbert
by Anonymous192837456 November 27, 2012
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Gilbert, AZ

(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.
I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?
by Howie II September 22, 2007
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GILF rules

The GILF is a very sought after term.
A man to bed one will be KING of his group, and gloating rights will be established once validated.
These are the rules that are commonly followed when determining GILF.

1. Has to have a daughter that has a child already. Can be allowed to be less than one month from popping. But that is determined by the group.

2. Has to be of reasonable age. 45 is the start of the safe zone. This sounds stupid but I have known women to try and pass theselves off as GILF. Scrutiny is needed for 45>.

3. Photo is proof. When bedding a GILF you need to take an image using whatever methods are available, and there needs to be in the background or foreground some sort of identifiable object, that being a landmark or certain posters and so on, to be able to validate the bedding. Your location needs to match with the image, this is of utmost importance.

4. Phone number. Can be used as a substandard of proof. But you must be honest with the story. We can always call her and find out the real story.

5. Looks are important. No reward is paid out for any grandmother that is ugly and or fat. Alcohol is no defence. If you bed an ugly fat old chick, you will be humiliated in any and many ways possible, because that's your own fault.
Bloke 1: Remember the old girl i was talking to?
Bloke 2: yeah she was fine...a GILF I might add?
Bloke 1:*shows image of GILF in his room*...GILF Rules number 3.
Bloke 2: yeah i'll pay that
Bloke 1: mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm
by FatGimp August 25, 2009
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GILF

Inger Jepsen aka. Satan, is the ultimate GILF - Grandma I'd like to fuck.
A: Wow look at Inger that gilf!
B: Yeah buddy! She's the ultimate gilf!
by Misterfister August 29, 2013
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gilbank

A very weird person that likes to snort behind your ear so watch out guys you'll get fucked
Nathyn: *walking up the road*
Gilbank: *snorts behind Nathyn's ear*
Nathyn: wtf are you doing?
by Realpish December 2, 2017
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