gaytheist

A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay people are actually faking their homosexuality to get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.

Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?

by Memorandis May 3, 2011

Gareth

A scumbag welsh wanker, probably from the valleys. A racicst petrol bomber who is also a theif. A person that will commit I.D fraud. More than likley to have a few children dotted around that he doesn't see. And is also more than likely to have the second name of Price. A trickster and a fraud that uses people to climb the social ladder.

oh shit, there is that scumbag Gareth, wonder who he is ripping off now?

by mani11111111111111111111111111 July 8, 2012

Gareth Southgate

The King, the legend that led the England Squad to the Semi-Finals of the Russia 2018 World Cup. Miricle King.

Gareth Southgate is the worlds best Manager. Fact.

by Southgate is a King July 19, 2018

Gareth

A name given to a despicable man.
(Can also describe a man who is vindictive)

Mr. Cullen gave me Monday-Tuesday detention, he's such a Gareth.

by PotBellyMahon August 16, 2017

gaytheist

A gay person who converts to Atheism so they don't go to hell for being gay.

Person 1: Hey, that guy never goes to church anymore...

Person 2: Yeah, he's gay. After he came out of the closet he became a Gaytheist just so the didn't go to hell
Person 1: What a fag!
Person 2: Yeah

by lotfxfga July 14, 2009

Gareth Furbank

The sexiest man on earth he is THY god he is like sooo freaken fit its unbelivble!!!!!!!!

we want u gareth

by Gareth Lover March 7, 2004

garthpocalypse

The traffic caused by Garth Brooks being in yo city.

"Wait, he's doing two shows back to back!? One group's coming while the other is leaving!? That will cause gridlock!"
"Shit man, that's Garthpocalypse"

by Kicks777 March 5, 2015