Functionista

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.

Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.

by Todd Zerger August 7, 2007

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 17, 2010

Function

When a girl has intercourse with three guys from one fraternity.

"Courtney W hooked up with 3 Lambda Chi's in a week."

"Function status!"

by sororitysweety November 2, 2011

function

a girl who has slept with more than two members of a fraternity.

Julie is a TKE function - she slept with both Joe and Steve.

by lauren/tree June 4, 2005

functionalism

A French post-structuralist movement in the 1970's that argued that philosophy was a actually a critique of power.

Underwritten by Foucalt.

Foucalt argued that functionalism divided society into a duality of power: oppressed and oppressor.

by sandraxine September 16, 2018

Gamma Function

A function in math that is like the factorial function, but not just for natural numbers. It's continuous and grows faster than exponentially.

23:41:44 Scott: 5
23:41:55 George: i choose 6
23:43:44 Scott: ∞
23:43:30 George: ∞^∞
23:43:34 George: bitch
23:43:53 Scott: (∞!)^(∞!)
23:44:07 Scott: whore
23:44:09 George: (∞!)^(∞!)+1
23:44:10 George: slut
23:45:11 Scott: yo, Г((∞!)^(∞!)+1)
23:45:12 Scott: you cunt.
23:45:12 Scott: that's the Gamma Function, btw

by circlerunner August 20, 2011

pulmonary functions

One big ass word for "lung checkup"

Riley "i have to get a pulmonary functions test tomaro"
Bill "oh, are you haveing trouble breathing?"

by MurrDaddy8 November 6, 2011