fuct

fuct- friends u can trust

fuct for life bro

without a doubt brother

by johnny GL May 16, 2011

Functionable

is able to function

When he fixed my website, he made that page functionable.

by dachase September 29, 2011

bodily functions

any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body

please keep your bodily functions to your self

by Lizz August 27, 2003

collapse your wave function

To meet. Based on the fact that when a particle is "observed", its wave function collapses. Therefore, when one meets another person and observes them, one "collapses their wave function", referring to Maxwell's equation for electromagnetic propagation.

"Are your interrupts enabled ?"
"Masked until after lunch.. I gotta finish this."
"No worries, I'll collapse your wave function at about 1330."

by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

functional prejudice

n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.

i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.

Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?

Dick- Idk, she was Asian.

Tom- Ah, of course!

Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.

by ukilledthecat June 14, 2009

functuate

(verb)
-An alternate to the use of the word "focus"
-A mindset, determination, and sense of being.

I wish I could go, but I must functuate on the current issue at hand."

by SquadGoals31 November 6, 2015

fuctard

Person that uses a chat room to be exactly what they can never be in real life.

A fat,junkie, alcoholic car salesman that fancies himself a sugar daddy.
An emasculated male that has his life dictated by his domineering mate.

by Sonny IV Burnett August 11, 2003