Funtongalo

when you cumshot into a girl's ass and she farts it out.

i funtongolo'ed my boyfriend

by Ding-Licker February 22, 2005

futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 27, 2006

Fultor

World's first slu-banger bang. The name comes from a combination of Fulton from the Mighty Ducks movies and a kid named Thor. Fulton + Thor = Fultor.

Hell yeah I'm Fultor.

by Adam "fucking" W January 3, 2008

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

Felton

A basketball player that doesn't live up to potential.... (2) An uptight male that likes playing the touchy touchy game (see de la soul) .

That felton was checkin' out the youngsters.

by E. Pier April 12, 2005

Tom Felton

The hottest, wholesome Hufflepuff there is in the entire world.

Also known as ‘Draco Malfoy’ in the Harry Potter films.

OMG ITS TOM FELTON

by Ross_shor_king October 20, 2020

Tom Felton sexual

Karol: I’m Tom Felton sexual

Bobby: omg same

I’m Tom Felton sexual

by That-bitch-1 January 3, 2021