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frosted awesome

Frosted awesome is, at the same time, exceedingly cool and extremely awesome.

Frosted awesome is far better than something typically referred to as awesome. Similarly, cake by itself is good, but cake with frosting is very, very good.

It's preferable to saying epic.
My mentor has given me lots of great ideas to help my business. He has also helped me develop some of my own ideas. He is frosted awesome.

At the baseball game, the home team was behind by 1 in the bottom of the 9th inning, but then won the game by 3 runs with a frosted awesome grand slam!

That's a frosted awesome car!
by virtualjr August 8, 2010
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Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.
Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013
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frosted sticky bun

A delicious treat to enjoy in the morning, especially off of a lover's semen-covered buttocks
I had your moms frosted sticky bun for breakfast. She is a great cook
by Twerkallday767 March 26, 2014
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frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex
Jon gave himself a frosted shower
by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014
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frosted banana

When you have a boner when its freezing cold
Which one of yall strippers want a frosted banana in this unheated club?
by Timbookdragons November 14, 2014
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frosted

1. verb: to steal something on purpose or by accident and not care because you're a klepto
A bunch of people are missing phones, ipods, and money, and weed from the party last night. Somebody must have frosted it.

Hey sorry I frosted your lighter.

Dare me to frost these beer mugs from the bar.
by Ryan_Frost May 9, 2014
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Frosted Popsicle

After having sex with a condom and ejaculating into the condom, the sexual partner gives a blow job while the penis is covered in jizz and lube.
Man, my woman wanted a taste of what she was missing out on because of the condom I had to wear. So after sex I peeled it off and gave her a frosted Popsicle.
by Daggummit1 June 2, 2014
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