Fresca

(n).(v).(adj). A sexual act where by a female partner uses a sex toy harness (a.k.a. a strap-on) to penetrate the anus of her male partner. The word dates back to 1899, where Michael Haberlant reported on the uses of double sided sex toys by natives in Zanzibar. It was in his documentation the word was first recorded. The dichotomy between a Fresca and a Diet Fresca is due to the size of the female partner. A Fresca, or sometimes referred to as a Regular Fresca to differentiate from a Diet Fresca, is when the female partner performing the sexual act is larger than the male partner. Etymologists agree that weight is the standard for determining the "size" of the female partner.

(n) "I am about to get my Fresca on" or "Or can you bend over and hand me a Fresca"

(v) "I let that chic Fresca the F@#$ out of me last night " or "We're going to mother f@#$ing Fresca on this mother f@#$ing plane"

(adj) "She's a Fresca girl" or "That's so Fresca, it make me want a hot dog real bad"

by dj jsizzle July 8, 2010

Cum Fiesta

When you drop a huge load its a Cum fiesta.

"Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!"or "Wow my room smells like a Cum fiesta."

by titotitititit April 24, 2006

frustarded

Frustration that results from dealing with retarded people or "tards"

I am so frustarded by Mongo and his posse.

by K-Mancho April 22, 2009

frustarded

When a person is so frustrated, they end up doing something really retarded out of frustration, with sometimes hilarious results.

He was so frustarded trying to parallel park that he banged his head on the steering wheel and it broke.

by Stram Broker August 25, 2009

fiesta en mi pantalones

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

by tomboy.brainiac November 30, 2010

Freshay

An Eshay, in which is fresh. Despite ones common ‘rat’ like characteristics, this Eshay will have a fresh pair of kicks and will often spend hours on end in the local Foot Locker squeezing the bubbles of Nike Air Max shoes, while of course kicking a mix.

Junkie 1: Oi cunt, look at that freshay!

Junkie 2: Yeah brah, his maxes look kicks as!
Junkie 1: Wish I could be like him brah, I’m stuck here with some beat 90’s and this gimp is rocking some teeners brah. Toy cunt !

by Kickos a mixos March 6, 2019

Beef Fiesta

A group or party almost completely composed of men. A beef fiesta has more men present than a sausage fest. Those unfortunate men who end up at a beef fiesta end up feeling violated and go into shock after exposure to the unholy and massive amounts of wiener present at a beef fiesta.

Alex - Dude, I almost went to that shady party down in the valley. I heard it was a total beef fiesta!
John - Man, I bet you're glad you didn't go.
Alex - Hell yeah.

by twiddleurthumbs January 5, 2012