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Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown

The next new Reality Series for the fall lineup. Get this. We take ten white teenagers from Suburbian America, put them all in the same house to live in for six weeks, and every week eliminate one in a Rap Battle until only one is left, who'll win a recording contract on Shady Records. Guest judges will be Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Sarai. Coming this fall to a TV near you. Most likely will be aired on UPN.
White People, come for "WWe Smackdown!" Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Black People, come for "One-On-One", Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.
by G-Union June 23, 2004
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Freeport

A small town in Maine, is the home to many outlet shops, if you have any of the following you will fit in: A condo up at Sugarloaf, Volvo/Saab/SUV, You wear polo's(collar popping is a necessity), Snowboard or Ski, Have read the book Prep(and enjoyed it), and go to Starbuck's at least 3 times a week.
We pre-game harder than you party, here at Freeport
by nm05 February 10, 2006
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Freestyle Rolling

The better term for aggressive skating created by the NYC skate clothing company "B Unique".
We do not aggressive skate or rollerblade. We freestyle roll.
by Mark Gutierrez February 25, 2005
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freeport

Home of the pretzel. A small lame city with a lot of bars; about 45min north west of Rockford, IL an 20min south of Monroe, WI. There is nothing special about this town, it just recently got a 24/7 walmart in 2008. It is trying to grow bigger, but its in the middle of nowhere. Amazing that it has a ghetto though, because the city isn't really that big; you could probably go anywhere in the city in about 20min.
Freeport is a one horse town, with nothing to do.
by $anchez Jr January 23, 2009
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Freestyle

"Yo, that white rapper bitch Iggy Azalea can't freestyle"
by dxx1 January 11, 2015
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Freeport

Town in northwest Illinois. Totally craptastic. Home to a whole bunch of broke african americans. Home to a bunch of dilapitated Victorian mansions. Home to a whole slew of boarded up houses and garbage littering everywhere. Home to a Days Inn hotel that, while actively in use, looks like an apocalyptic ruin or other vacant abandonement. Freeport is a dump.
The bus goes through freeport on the way to Chi-Town. Don't get off in Freeport. It's not worth the pain.
by Aitlan Favafa April 21, 2005
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Freestyle Universe

A wack website that has been hacked several times. At one point, prior to the "new admins" taking over, the Board was an Okay website. Unfortunately, a few Power Trippin' net thugs destroyed the website and made a bunch of stories up to make it look "cooler" than it was. In 2001 Freestyle Universe battled Metaphorical Siccness (aka Siccinc.com aka TheSirkle.com) and lost the board battle in their Prime. Since then, the site has been hacked atleast 5 times and destroyed on several occasions. With bad Website Administrating, the Site would never prevail from the term "Wack".

Known for their Wack Administration team, FU will never again regain composure, knowing they can never be who they once thought they were: Competition to their Rival Board: "Metaphorical Siccness".
FUTheRemix.com, FreestyleUniverse.com, FreestyleUniverse.net, Illicitrap.com. Notice they're all gone from the net?

Freestyle Universe is a wack ass site.
by Mr Devil May 28, 2006
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