fossil

Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.

"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"

(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)

"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"

by mac n fode August 9, 2006

Fossil Ridge High school Keller

Fossil Ridge High school in Keller Texas is an amazing school full of great academics, sports and diversity. When you walk in you will see people from many backgrounds and cultures, almost like a melting pot. The teachers are very loving and supportive toward their students creating a great learning environment. Graduates from Fossil Ridge will say that they will never forget their experience at The Ridge! 😁

Person one- “ Damn Fossil Ridge High School Keller won another football game”.
Person two- “ Hell yeah their an amazing school of course they won”.

by MMMadison October 4, 2021

fossling

To fossle;
To surreptiosly scratch your testicles through your pockets when that annoying, spontaneous, itch thing, happens.

"Wow! I know I look good but I didn't think that I was hot enough to make men spontaneously masturbate!"
"Dont kid yourself you ugly cow, I'm just fossling!"

by Mark Tarr February 12, 2009

Fossils

One 1337 motherfucker

Fossils is 1337

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

fossi

an action involving sqeezing a persons shoulder when that someone has said or done something stupid.

"dat deserves a fossi blood!"

by i'Ll_NeVeR_tElL September 1, 2003

Fossy

A word Similar to Fuzzy and Glossy Used To talk about your Hair.

My Pubic Hair is So Fossy Wanna Touch it

by JGillyy April 12, 2010

indian fossil

an empty beer can or bottle on the side of the road

Holy shit! I saw 30 indian fossils on my way home. The powwow must be in town

by archeoloigist May 30, 2009