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author i forget

Person that writes on urban dictionary that hates everything, especially black people but also George Bush, BET, MTV, MTV2, Paris Hilton, popular culture, hip hop, jazz, R&B, country, Brooklyn, Flatbush, and people who are racist against Asian people. Totally likes MurderDolls though :)
A: Damn, I was on Urban Dictionary and this d-bag completely blew my high with their negativity, I think their name was author i forget.

B: Totally, wish they wouldn't post anymore.
by BlossomButtercupBubbles December 6, 2010
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forget me not

like Dirty Sanchez, instead of sticking you finger in her rectum an wiping it under her nose, you stick your finger in ones own rectum and wipe it under her nose...
by Indiana Icepick December 14, 2010
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clit licker forgetter

a person who pretends to "forget" their night of drinking, and use that as an excuse for hooking up
Ed is a clit licker forgetter when he says he forgets the night b4, but was obviously not that intoxicated.
by boys are icky July 26, 2004
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forgestra

a symphony consisting of and directed strictly by forgs (an exotic animal from unknown origin). Unique Forganian instruments are played and rhythmic croaking is bellowed to form sweet harmonic and melodic tunes. Forgestras are the best seat in town!
Hey! Do you want to go to the forgestra on Friday?
by carolandbryforgs April 16, 2010
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Forget Me In Vegas

When an orgy of men fuck in a van, usually dressed as fruit.
"Hey man want to forget me in vegas now?"
"Yeah, lets get the others and go to the van."
by Atem January 8, 2012
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forgetfamous

A person who is constantly forgetting things; or infamous for forgetting.
John that project was due last week. Why are you so forgetfamous? It drives me crazy!
by tylerthedestroyer November 28, 2012
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forget-fu

(noun)
the art of fighting in order to make someone forget things
(Person 1 breaks a vase)
Person 2: Hey, I just bought that! You're gonna have to pay for --
(ninja ghosts emanate out of vase and surround them)
Person 1: Think fast!
(crazy and comedic fight sequence of forget-fu commences)
Person 2: Man, we make a good team. What was I talking about?
Person 1: We were about to ... leave. Churros?
Person 2: Sure thing, dude.

(Not to be confused with the Freudian slip forgetfu).
by projetpack May 25, 2013
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