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Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.
1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.
by Shannon September 9, 2003
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Forrest Gump

An Idiot who tells strangers about his life, He talks about his mama and chocolates and spends 3 hours sitting at the bus.
by Razorblazor September 6, 2003
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Ollie Forrest

A man who searches for booty...male booty.
by olliesmum November 9, 2010
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Dirty Forrest

To be such a rephrehensible person, that you think it is really funny to (whilst also getting a great amount of personal pleasure from) putting your fingers into a girls mouth, without asking for permission.
Did you see what that crazy ass motherfucker was doing last night? He was doing Dirty Forrests to all the girls!
by ThatBoyBotter February 8, 2021
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Forrest

An extremely fat, lazy butt pirate who can't get it up and plays Wii all day. He can't, nor will he ever,gey any, not even a fat chick!
Fat chick: Why can't you satisfy me? Forrest :I'd rather go play my Wii, i'm not attracted to women, and i'm impotent
by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2008
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Forrest Gumped

The term Forrest Gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being Fucked Up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. One would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of fuckedupness, but...nothings impossible.
Josh: "yo you see foster last night

Handle: "yea he was totally Forrest Gumped

Josh: "haha yea"
by SmokeTree November 15, 2010
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Forrest Gump

When you have intercourse with a fat guy's belly button and creampie it.
Lots of girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more dudes want to Forrest Gump him.
by Tim Jerome April 3, 2009
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