Fletcher

HE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GAY,

HE RECENTLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET SAYING HOW GAY HE IS

FLETCHER IS SO GAY HE WOULD LIKE TO HOOK UP WITH EVERY MALE ON EARTH

by FLETCHER IS GAY May 18, 2020

Fletschinger

A leprechaun like creature, that often partakes in adventures with crazy antics.

Your fucking brother is such a fletschinger!!

by Stu Pickles September 21, 2005

foetusfuck

the singer of the metal band necrowhorebag

have you heard foetusfuck scream? its epic

by blahhii April 11, 2009

Foley Measure

1) A drink in a pint glass which consists of half a pint of spirits and half a pint of mixer (possibly counting cider as a mixer).

2) A measure of how far in a woman's G-spot is.

1) "Woah, that tank over there has got a Foley Measure!"
2) "GINA'S G-SPOT is 8 INCHES IN!"

by tudor h March 26, 2011

Fooletry

The acts of a fool. When a person and or people do foolish and dumb things.

I'm not going get involved in that fooletry over there, those people are bugging out.

by Thug collector October 30, 2011

foetalised

To be curled up in the fetal position and unable to move, the morning after a massive night out dirnking/dancing/partying.

Holly was unable to talk to Alexe on the phone as she was foetalised from all the RedBull she drank last night.

by highcaffeinecode September 13, 2012

Foley fumble

The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.

This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.

Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.

Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”

by TheCanon13 September 28, 2017