Foggledwarf

Having sexual relations with vertically challenged or feline Americans

"Oh wow! Did you see that guy foggledwarf Mr. Sniffles?!"

"I think I'm gonna go and foggledwarf that mountain lion."

by Eric Studstrup March 5, 2011

Folged

The shaky state of being caffeinated to the point of legitimate concern. Particularly following the consumption of multiple servings of Folgers instant coffee brewed into 1 single cup.

“Man, I went to see Jess for a study session and she was totally folged out! She hasn’t slept in days and her teeth are ground down to small nubs. I'm worried!”

“Check out that overly friendly chick using both her turn signal AND hand signs… she must be folged”

by Glass 1/2 Full May 4, 2011

Foley fumble

The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.

This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.

Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.

Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”

by TheCanon13 September 28, 2017

Fogedaboudit

Italian American Jargon commonly used in NYC Metro area and can be used as an adjective to add emphasis or effect to a statement, such as Hyperbole.

Vinny: Hey Louie, I can't tank You guys enough for all Yous done for my Boy Jimmy.
Louie: Fogedaboudit, Vince You Family.

Bobby: Hey Tony!? Was up wit the new Broad, Antoinette? Ahh?
Tony: Fogedaboudit! She Vincenzos God Daughter, whadayawanna swim with da fishes...

by Pelle III January 9, 2019

faglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.

Watch out im going faglet bowling

by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019

Fölet

A girl who laughs at everything and enjoys to “fucka ur”

Did the just laugh at Edwin saying thats funny?

Classic Fölet

by Javlar January 11, 2023

boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.

1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008