flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004

Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut December 25, 2007

flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008

flappjack

another word for fuck

what the flappjacks is wrong with you?!?!?!

by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010

FlapJacker

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".

Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.

by r0gu3 July 2, 2006

bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

by twizzlefoshizzle March 5, 2009

flapjack

To steal; stealing; to have stolen.

I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.

by DJ Wafflesnatcha June 16, 2005