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floppy wrist

/adj./ (1)-A term used to describe a flamboyant male, possibly homosexual. (Not necessarily a derogatory term).

See also: Floppy in the wrist
I saw Bruce skipping down the street, I think he's got a floppy wrist.
by GW March 8, 2004
mugGet the floppy wristmug.

floppy walker

A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.

*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*
My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.

I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.

No gran don't eat those crisps!

I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!

"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."
by TomScriv February 8, 2008
mugGet the floppy walkermug.

Floppy Myers

Multitasking to the point it causes stress, which leads to sexual dysfunction.
"God damn it! I've been working so hard I cant nail my wife! Curse this case of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"
by Orzi May 16, 2010
mugGet the Floppy Myersmug.

Floppy Vibes

Physical feeling felt on the come up of a psychedelic drug trip, specifically that of psilocybin mushrooms.
Person 1) Hey man are you tripping yet?
Person 2) Not entirely, but I'm definitely feeling the floppy vibes.
by enteringthevoid September 30, 2016
mugGet the Floppy Vibesmug.

dipping a floppy

did you rail that snargle-toothed bitch? naw brah, i was just dipping a floppy
by ufferdoople October 12, 2010
mugGet the dipping a floppymug.

liquor floppy

When one is too drunk to get an erection. See also whiskey dick.
I was so wasted that I couldn't get it up because I had liquor floppy.
by J.P. Litch April 30, 2010
mugGet the liquor floppymug.

floppy toad

A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!
I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!
by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005
mugGet the floppy toadmug.

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